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Although there is a bustling sex toy market, many women first experiment with insertables that weren’t designed for sexual use. If you’re grabbed something from your local produce aisle or have at least considered buying it to use as a dildo to masturbate, you’re not alone. If you want to learn all the different techniques you can use with your dildo to have back-arching, spine-tingling orgasms, then you may want to check out my in-depth Dildo Guide here.
If you want to skip straight to the 31 different things you can use as a dildo click here or keep reading to make sure you stay safe and healthy when using a banana or cucumber or or some other object as a dildo.
Side note: If you are currently struggling to orgasm during sex or masturbation, then you may want to learn about the Easy Orgasm Solution. It will teach you how to have multiple vaginal and full body orgasms during sex and masturbation. It works even if you currently struggle to orgasm during sex or when masturbating. You can find out more here.
Podcast: Using A Dildo For More Orgasms (& Vibrators Too)
Before you dive into the guide below, you might want to have a listen the podcast I just finished recording on how to use your dildo for very intense and fulfilling orgasms. Note: Skip to 18:50 to where I start talking about using your dildo. The earlier part of the episode is all about using vibrators.
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Safety Considerations When You’re Wondering What To Use As a Dildo
There are three main concerns when it comes to inserting things vaginally when you are trying to reach orgasm (read the Orgasm Guide to learn all the different ways you can climax) or even anally (more anal orgasm tips here).
- Can it transmit bacteria or cause infection?
- Can it break off?
- Will it cause injury?
The vagina is a sensitive place with its own delicate pH. If you’ve ever had a bacterial or yeast infection, which can be uncomfortable, then you already know this. Sex toy manufacturers have also come to respect this, which is why you’ll see shelves lined with body-safe silicone, wood, ceramic, glass and stainless steel dildos and vibrators (great tips for getting the most out of your vibrator here).
The one thing all those materials have in common is that they’re either non-porous or can be made that way with a coating. Porous materials contain tiny holes that aren’t visible to the human eye. Even after washing, they can harbor bacteria.
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Most of the items that you might pick up to use as a makeshift dildo are porous, however. This includes wood, rubber and even fruits or vegetables. Without some form of gamma radiation, you cannot completely kill all the bacteria.
Consider this: that zucchini might still have traces of pesticide on it!
Another factor that can lead to infection is sugar, which is one main cause of yeast infections. This is why chocolate syrup is actually a bad idea, but it’s not just refined sugar that can be problematic. Fruit such as bananas contain natural sugars that may also cause yeast infection, so you’ll want to be smart when choosing things to use as a dildo.
You can reduce the chances of infection by wrapping a condom over your banana or vegetable.
Note: Using a peeled banana is dangerous as it can break and get stuck in your vagina. Never use a peeled banana.
Furthermore, items that might break, including wax candles, softer fruits or vegetables or even items made of glass are a bad idea. Although your cervix will stop anything from moving up into your uterus, you don’t want anything floating around that could cut you or cause a nasty infection!
Finally, when figuring out what to use as a dildo for replacing your man’s penis or your fingers, it’s important that you don’t choose an item that could be damaging to your vagina. Anything with sharp edges, creases of nubs has the potential to hurt you. This includes stems on vegetables. Certain varieties of squash and zucchini, for example, may not be smooth enough to safely use internally. If you’re picking out things to use as a dildo specifically, look for those that are smooth, without ridges and bumps that could possibly tear your vaginal lining and increase the risk of infection!
Again, a condom might help, but a particularly rough item might rip that, too. Note: If you want to learn how to finger yourself and enjoy, then you may want to learn the 8 different fingering techniques here that you can use put yourself over the edge and have powerful vaginal orgasms.
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What About Using An ‘Alternative’ Dildo For Anal?
The same concerns about porosity and bacterial infections exist, but there’s another consideration when it comes to using non-sex toys in your back door. [Click here to read the anal sex guide here] Unlike the vagina, which has the cervix, the anus continues into the colon and then on to the lower intestine. Toys without a proper flared or wide base or handle can get sucked into the anus, which could lead to one of those embarrassing ER trips!
Assuming you find something that has a safely flared base or a looped handle, the only other thing you need to worry about is sanitation. Even condoms might not do the trick, so you’ll want to stick to nonporous items that can be safely sterilized with bleach or by boiling. In fact, you’re better off only using that item for pleasure after you stick it in the anal cavity! More anal sex tips here and learn 19 of the most satisfying anal sex positions here.
So What Can I Use As a Dildo Safely…Here’s 31 Ideas…
Ok, here are 31 different things to use as a dildo….
(Just make sure to wrap them in a condom first)
- Hairbrush
- Electronic toothbrush (which also makes for a makeshift vibrator)
- Regular toothbrush handle
- Handle of spoon
- Handle of make up brush
- Handle of screwdriver
- Handle of hammer
- Handle of a razor as these often come with ridges (always with the razor blade detached)
- Handle of saucepan
- Perfume bottles
- Shampoos bottles
- Mascara bottles
- Make up bottles
- Baseball bat (if it fits!)
- TV remote
- Candle or a bunch of candles
- Handle on a tennis racket
- Handle of a riding crop
- Markers
- Pen or bunch of pens (just make sure they can’t leak)
- Ice (just make sure it’s not so cold that you get ice burns and that it’s easy to pull out)
- Popsicle
You can also use smooth vegetables like a:
- Cucumber
- Banana (unpeeled only)
- Carrot (or bunch of carrots)
- Zucchini
- Small egg plants
- Non spicy peppers – Be very careful here
- Bunch of asparagus
- Leek
- Corn still on the cob
- Rhubarb
Just make sure to wrap these items in a condom to help prevent yeast infections or worse.
By the way if you want to stimulate your G Spot while using your makeshift dildo, then you should check out this detailed guide on finding it and stimulating it the right way.
Also, if you want to learn how to get maximum pleasure when masturbating with a dildo, use the techniques in the Dildo Guide here.
Out of all of these items, the ice is probably the safest, but it’s not for everyone and can be dangerous if you it’s too cold and sticks to your skin. You’ll hear about plenty of unsafe items being used, too, including peeled bananas, frozen hot dogs, and vacuum attachments, which are just full of bacteria and can break apart and get stuck inside you! When considering what to use as a dildo, think beyond size and shape!
Many people have tried to use a water or soda bottle. This can potentially be safe, but you’ll have to thoroughly clean the bottle because bacteria can collect around the mouthpiece from use. A glass bottle with an especially narrow neck is probably the safest and sanitary option, but there is a small chance that a suction effect could occur or worse, it could potentially break. So my advice is to avoid using a glass bottle where possible.
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How to Safely Play With Makeshift Dildos
We’ve already mentioned condoms several times for their ability to reduce the risk of infection, but they’re not the only safety precaution. Using soap and water or toy cleaner to clean and sterilize your makeshift dildo before inserting it is a must. If you can boil an item for several minutes or spray it with a 10% bleach solution and let it sit for a few minutes, you can sterilize it as long as it’s nonporous. Don’t forget to rinse it off!
Just like you want to use lube to ease insertion with an actual dildo, the same is recommended for any item around the house, especially if it’s going to cause you to stretch. You can buy water-based or silicone lubes from most Walgreen’s. You can also safely use pure coconut oil as a lube.
The same is true for olive oil. However, it will be more difficult to wash these oils from your vagina, hands and even the item you’re using to masturbate with than water-based lube. Furthermore, oil-based lubes can break down the condom you might be using to protect from infection.
Pure aloe or carrageenan can also be used for lubes, and you’ll find these as ingredients in many store-bought lubes, too. Stay away from butter and cooking materials that contain sugar, which can lead to yeast infections. Furthermore, baby oil is generally a bad idea for internal use because it contains mineral oil. Additionally, it’s important to understand that lotions or any item with scents can upset your vagina and lead to an infection, too.
There are a number of risks that you face if you look for things to use as a dildo that aren’t safe. And as embarrassing as it might be to shop for body-safe dildos, it’s even more embarrassing to show up in your local emergency room because you’re got an infection or injury from something that was never intended to be inserted in the first place. If you absolutely must use an alternative to a dildo, using a condom and common sense goes a long way.
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its so good to have some moist big carrot or cucumber into vagina moistened with oil and inserted with several thrust like motion you will feel as good as real fucking.
All of these are great! they all work well, I use larger objects now for anal such as wine bottles and just about anything I can find from local stores.
I like to make circular motions on my clitoris because it makes me wet and it feels so good
Nothing works for me smh
Wine Bottles?? Really
I would be scared of the glass breaking.
Did you peel the cucumber ?
It’s feels so good even tho I’m only 18 and loves dildos
Curious. Have you found other things?
Do you now have dildo?
Do you know how to squirt?
Hi Allan! I’m a squirter. I wasn’t until I got the o-shot at my local gyno and it’s AMAZING!
Oouu me too ????????????
A cucumber with large bumps makes me squirt
How do I teach myself, I’m really wanting to master squirting most friends I have are younger then myself 23, but please help me
NO because the juices can cause infection!
unless u use a condom!
If u peel it, u should use a condom to cover it so the juices dont infect. Another thing to use instead of s condom is a plastic sandwich bag
No u do not
no you dont peel the cucumber
I love a big cucumber up my butt it feels so sexy
Have you tried using a pringles can?
????????????????????
I tried. IT didnt end well. I got over the top and when i sytarted to get it in. I fell and the whole thing went up. It was a akward visit with the docters.
Is that even possible?
You should try a penis
Wow, cuz u can’t get a yeast infection, uti or std from those! Not to mention what’s attached such as idiots like you!!!
Thats where a dildo comes into play lol
Good job
XD
Do try a big thick ear of fresh corn for summer pleasure. Shuck the corn and put a tight condom on it so your vag will enjoy the bumpiness of the kernels. I have cum 5 or 6 times while fucking this way. Masturbating is one of life’s greatest pleasures – I can do it for hours.
Great technique, I love the bumpy feeling inside my Vigina hole, it make me so horny and I cum so fast ????????
I can go for hours! It’s so sexy and my pussy feels so good
I’m a 64 yr old female, I don’t have a partner, but I like to fuck, so I used lots of things around my house, including my vacuum, it makes me cum so hard…… Gonna have to find a fuck buddy. Happy fucking!!
I’m going to take a trip to the market….. I need to fuck a corn, it made me so hot!!
Hi there. Just curious, do you mean an ear or a kernel? X
ear of corn = corn on the cob
kernel = the individual bits of corn
Am I the only one getting horny from these reply’s
Nope ?
Not at all im touching myself right now. Wish I had a masturbation bestie.
Your so hot
Omg that sounds so fucking amazing just reading that makes my pussy throb
same
Yes , damn i felt so good , my bf is out of town and i got lonely af
My wife gets off with cucumbers as a dildo and a butt plug but she puts them in a condom for hygiene.
I use a broken spatula handle and it works fine. I have 2 seperate broken spatula handle. One for anal and one for pussy. I’m 19 years old
Cool beans
i like a pool stick with lube
I’ve done my asshole with a pool stick. It’s nice because it’s not too thick and goes really deep. I don’t like that it is not soft or warm at all. An empty shampoo bottle or soft tube of something like sunscreen is nice because you can fill it up with hot water before penetration and it feel oh so nice!!!
I’m definitely trying that
I LOVE a good pool stick, but my household broomstick makes me cum almost immediately!
I’m a boy who likes his toilet plunger ????
Im a boy too and I love the corn cob one but I started with my plunger
Hey so I’m curious as to what other things we can use for anal. Cause I’m a guy and I’ve never had real dick. But I get super horny when I’m high and I use my fingers but I know I can fit much more in there.
Keep using your fingers until you can comfortably fit three fingers inside. Then you are ready for a dildo or something like it otherwise your hole will be too tight and it might turn you off to trying it again
Me too
Dude same I just put it in a plastic bag and lube it up
I used a toilet plunger and a tootbrush a brooms stick and i use 3 cucumbers with condoms i love doing that. I am a boy too i really want a vibrator for this bc that would feel so good
Looking at these comments is making me horny
Same here
God same
Is it painful or with pleasure
for vibrator get a electric tooth brush and turn it on and put the handle of it inside of you
Well until MEN LEARN HOW TO PLEASURE A WOMAN and not be so high on his I can fuck you great ego and we find out other wise then just shut up and how the fuck are we whores just cause we masturbate. Answer that one. We can please ourselves better than any man would ever love to learn how I have yet to find a man that can man up to his words of he knows what he is doing.
Hats off to you, very well said. Masturbation does not make one a whore or anything of the sort. And that’s person who said that was very rude. I hope you have a great life. We, men are not the best what do ever. But I’m glad that you’ve tolerated us so long.
I was on board until the we men are not the best part. I think gender plays less of a role in whether someone is a good person. Like, I don’t think it fuckin matters. I hate the idea of puttin men and women in seperate groups and having these wholistic interpretations of these groups. I hate it when men do it, I hate it when women do it. That guy up there, a prick, that lady who responded to him, reasonable. You aren’t being a prick, you just shouldn’t spologize on behalf of men for that pricks actions. You aren’t that prick, a majority of men are nothing like that prick, so its dumb to pretend it is that way and then apoligize for it being so.
@Sassy. That fucker does not account for all men. Some of us know that women hold up our society and should be treated like godesses.
agreed
Amen to that,and then they demand us to suck there dicks so they can get off, so we really aren’t getting any satisfaction out of it except for getting a mouth full of cum so we do our job guys when will you, and don’t get me wrong as a woman myself I really love sucking dick.
Great woman!
On behalf of all man…. Well he’s just pissed go on.. Some of us use toys too xD otherwise why should we be here duh
I found one…. But it went South …. I am now with a guy who does good but not like the other guy
Personally I think we, as men should try to improve ourselves for your pleasure.
She isn’t gonna f*** you, dude.
Great reply . Well that person seems to be psycho who utter rudely. I m with all you women who enjoys masturbation as you all are neither hurting nor cheating anyone.
Im a psycho like medically diagnosed and he does not speak for all psychos nor does he speak for all men. Alot of men use toys and stuff too otherwise we wouldnt be here
OMG I’m straight and yeah I have a guy and stuff 16 years now… its been boring… I think I am in love with you lol you are awesome with your words and standing up for us woman who don’t mind fondling the hell out of our OWN pussies so yeah how is that being a whore? LOVE LOVE LOVE!!
Does anyone have a good thing to use that can come from a bedroom?
Just rub your pussy with your fingers and use your imagination..
Oh my god it feels so good
I enjoy riding a not real thick Dildo as one of my women uses her fingers as she squats above my face until she Cums on my face, then I’ll lick her clean…
mr kinky i love you
Hairbrushes are good. Or your TV remote. Whatever you happen to find that is cleaned off.
Oh, hairbrushes. I did it last night. Two words, cum load
just because some men and women use substitute sex toys doesn’t make them whores and it doesn’t mean they can’t find a significant other. i know many people that use sex toys and are in relationships. and not everyone wants kids.
Then why did you read this?
Can you use a bubble wand/stick as a dildo?
Yes as long as you know that it will not open or keep it empty.
yeah…i use a bubble stick that is too good and have nice effect on my pussy…it feels so good while doing it…to make the experience much better make sure u have proper amount of lube on your pussy…and while doing this u can just put on some porn in the background….and also u can go for clitoral orgasm side by side with the bubble stick….for me its too good..it makes me cum a lot…
If we are whores then why did you search the article?
Soooo why are you on this site
You are an ass hole
Well, masturbation is a very good way of relieving stress and sexual frustration until a real man or a real dildo can satisfy a woman. Masturbating does not make a girl a whore, nor does sleeping with a lot of men makes us a slut. If that were really true, what would men be called? Man-whores and man-sluts. Maybe you’re just sad your ex-gf has sex with a carrot more than your dick? Poor you.
Why were you on this site at 12:10 AM?? Lol. Plus you are just jealous no one will date you because you probably weigh about 10 tonnes and continue to smash Doritos into your face as you search up all the websites where you can try to get people annoyed, do you think that anybody cares about your judgement and ‘morals’? Thanks for reading you rub of lard ????.
Nothing wrong with being an insomniac ? anonymous
I’m up later then them ?
You’re*
That’s exactly why we want to know how to pleasure ourselves… cuz of dipshits like you. Smh
To those out there who call the women that read this fantastic article “whores” I’d like to remind you that lots of us don’t have the money or courage to buy proper dildos. Secondly, most dildos are one shape and/or size whereas a carrot, cucumber or zucchini and all the other long thick vegetables vary in size and also have different textures that make us cum quicker. Thirdly, I’m pretty sure you have a dirty pleasure or a dormant one that you are yet to embarrassingly discover. Lastly, I’ll finish this with some words of wisdom: if you judge someone or something, you’re giving the entire universe the right to judge you! So don’t get angry when someone says you’re an idiotic, vanilla asswipe, because you’ve judged us! Also, go back to school, your spelling and grammar are worse than a Pre-schooler!
I am a man and I generally feel bad for all the men who shame you woman for wanting to get off. I personally on a normal day jerk off twice and I don’t get fucking yelled at for it, but if a woman gets off or masturbates they are labeled disgusting whores. Smh to all the men giving us a good man a bad reputation. I’m not perfect and not the coolest person, but I can tell all the woman here that men aren’t worth the trouble. One thing thought. If you find a man who is fucking great at sex and has a awesome personality don’t let him go no matter what it you will regret it for the rest of your life. Other than that keep masturbating my fellow human beings. ?lol
THEN WHY DID YOU SEARCH THIS SITE :/
then why tf r u here
U-umm…
1. Whores with a W.
2. Calm down
3. Some ppl have a boyfriend and they had to go somewhere and ppl aren’t gunna cheat on them
4. If there ere actually decent guys out there that cared more about the way women feel – both just the way they look then maybe we wouldn’t need to masturbate. There’s nothing wrong with it anyway and some sex toys are actually nicer to ride than an actual dick.
That’s just my opinion but fu anyway
A. If we are all whores than why are you even reading this? Also, sex and masturbation is actually healthy. So, take what you learned while your visit to this page and get lost!
Ok first of all some of us don’t want to have sex yet so we master bate and second of all u can’t spell so don’t even start bitch.THANKS
Is there anything u can use other than a condom?
Yes, try plastic wrap! Make sure to use alot tho, just in case it rips
1. Whores
2. Until a man learns how to pleasure me I’m gonna masturbate
3. Fuck off dude
Go fuck a cacti
Is it safe
Ok
I like putting the cucumber in the freezer for about 10 to 15 minutes and then lubing it up and fucking my myslef. The hot and cold sensations feel so goood
I use a tooth brush I love it
Just a regular tooth brush?
Reg toothbrush ot electric toothbrush?
You can use both, the reg one you have to do the motion, the electric one you can just turn it on and it acts like a vibrator
If you use a electric toothbrush put the brush side just a little above your clit it fells so good and it made me cum in like 15 seconds.
Great tips! Don’t forget, some of us fellas use this stuff too ;)Pro tip: make sure you shuck the corn before use! My bathroom was like Normandy after that “slip-up” lolroflcopterwtf
The thicker bubble swords from Walmart or 99 cent stores work amazing. I work at a Walmart and have bought a couple of these. 😉
I’ve used those they work great I love them??
I sometimes go through toothbrushes and children’s toys at the dollar tree or other, mentally analyzing it all to see what might work. I like texture and those bubble handle toothbrushes work great..
What can u use in place of a condom
Saran wrap
don’t try a Ziploc bag, the corners and edges are sharp. Seran wrap is a much better idea, thanks!
Geezus christ same here, thing is fucking amazing, put like warm water in it. Omg….
Also a hot dog with a condom on it works amazing;-)
The mascara bottle is a good one
Does it feel good and how long do j have to keep doing it in order to cum or have a orgasm?
I’m 21 virgin and a Muslim girl
The mascara bottle makes me cum so fast and I cum multiple times, but I make sure to use the rounded bottles
I tried the mascara bottle and next day I opened it there was dried off white stuffs there ????????
That’s just vaginal discharge. Lol
I use my makeup blending brushes/powder brush and my powder brush is really thick and long so it works great and also feels amazing ?
Same i rub it up and down my clit amazing!!! Makes me cum !! Alot
Omfg I used a mascara bottle and tell handle of my blending brushes!!! Ugh lovvveeee
Screw driver handles work like a charm.
I use the handle part of a screwdriver
I use the handle of my razor its ribbed & curved at the end like it was specially made for my vagina!
Same! Mine has little ridges on it too and it feels amazing
Does a turkey basture work
im not sure but if you have a wall cord thats around you could make it into a dildo sort of, it feels really good and with the right thickness it can actually make someone cum. Its great for when my boyfriend works late and im all alone
the razor was specially made for shaving
If you put a comdom on the object and it goes inside you completely then you can just pull it out and it reduces infection
Use a comdom
I personally used an electric tooth brush, Fruit 2O Pop bottles, perfume bottles, big round shampoo bottles, baseball bats & TV remotes(inside a condom of course, tried it without one & had to buy another & explain my way out of that…NOT FUN)
Plzzzzz someone come and make me cum
Lol got time? ?
I’ve got time ;p
I need to cum too. Ughhhh fucking myself feels so god but I need relief!!
same nothing i try works
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Saucepan handles hahahaha!! The mental imagery of some of the things on this list is hilarious. Just buy a bloody dildo!
Hahahaha
sometimes you can’t
Yeah, that would fun to explain to my parents…
Same here lol
Is It safe if you fall asleep with a marker in your butt
Almost definitely not
??
I like big fat summer sausage!
I use a big marker inside of a glove
If you put sharpie markers in your vagina or butt you can put as many in as possible, I can personally fit 8 in my vagina and it is nice because it stretches your vagina and is the perfect size 😉
I’ve tried this in my ass it’s great
I used an old ballon stick and wrapped it in string then I squirted
I use everything i find like lipsticks,beauty brushes,hair brush etc and my vagina loves it!
Same here
I like only big cocks or anything like big cock something really bigger than 7″
Have you ever tried the large size mag flashlight put a condom on it and go to town you can even sit up on your knees hold between your feet and ride it like a champ while still having your hands free to play and squeeze your nipples if nipple stimulation helps your achieve orgasm which it does for me and even being vocal about it feeling good and the f*ck me’s etc. It heightens the orgasm for me but anyway just a suggestion but be careful to cause it’s metal and hard you might get overly excited and push it in to hard and could be painful. Js
Just try out once 2 cucumber simultaneously .It will make you cum multiple times with its gentle stroke . Initially with less speed later on geared up extremely. Trust me moaning is for sure.
JOE! That’s just too simple and not sexy enough O_o
Knitting needles come in lots of sizes up to one inch in diameter. They are perfect, easy to clean, and not embarrassing to buy!
And also chopsticks lol #asian
Hopefully not the wooden ones!
None of this compares to a hard dick, but if you are going to use any of these use a condom. I’m 19 this year and I tend to be very horny, I have even used some of these with household lubes. (Shampoo, vegetable oil, etc..) Any way this is my opinion, Happy Fucking ??
Who the f uses shampoo in their vagina as lube wtf
don’t use shampoo that is so bad for you
Blown soap bubbles out the vag for the next week
This is probably a bad question just by looking at the site name, but is this site only for women or are there certain areas for anal with guys? (Again probably a dumb question)
Hi Tim,
I created the site for women, but guys can still get a lot out of it. If you are interested in anal sex, then you should try checking out this section.
Never tried but will try:)
I have this toilet paper holder that is in a zig zag shape and has a ball, the size of a small gumball, at the end. I love ploughing my pussy with it while rubbing my clot.
BEST CUM EVER 🙂
I meant clit*
does this mean an unpeeled banana wraped in a condom is a bad idea? Genital stimulation is part of foreplay.
As long as it’s wrapped in a condom, then it should be fine.
Do you need a condom for makeup brushes?
My advice is to always use a condom on anything that isn’t sterile.
We don’t have coindoms so I sterilize what I gottaa use lol. Make sure to was it good and then pee after masterbating. It reduces the risk I guess.
Use a screwdriver handle! thank me later
I wanna try that next time in the shower. Right now I am using those extra big sharpie markers and before I use the end where there is no cap, I just lather it in soap and wash and then shove that in my pussy. It feels so good and it hits that spot everytime. I can’t fit a hair brush handle yet but I’m trying.
I love a big cucumber in my butt at 46,then after a couple of hours of pleasant anal I love ❤ too put my butt plug in and tight jeans on heels wooden heels
I use a febreze can it feels so good
Donna you reply has really turned me on. At age of 46 well I can imagine all big size. Its a super turn on session. I think you must try thick cucumber to heighten your pleasure.
What about an unpeeled banana? in a condom of course
That would work
I didn’t think a toothbrush would suffice as I like plenty of girth but it’s doing the trick very nicely right now. Will invest in an electric one tomorrow!
This helped a lot. Thanks! ^-^ And that marker thing is awesome! Just saying…
I know, right?!
I am a guy and I like to put the handle of a toothbrush in my butt does that make me gay
No, anal play can be for anyone regardless of orientation.
Only if the toothbrush was a dude
I do this with my dog. (Without the peanut butter) sometimes he bites/nibbles and j just have to push him away for a second. But he really loves to eat me out and eat my ass. He shows a lot of attention to every part of me down there.
i used to do this with my pet rat and apple sauce, she used to nibble aswell so i would have to just cover up for a sec.
Bro I use my dog too lmao he licks hella anytime I want him to and I can get my pussy to pulsate from it it feels good and sexy
Should I use a condom for all of these things
Anything that isn’t sterile needs a condom.
What do you consider sterile
Damn! Am so turned on after all this. Can anyone help me cummm?
Even retired people get really horny and need to cum often. My bf is very well endowed and I love to cum on his long, thick cock. When he’s not around I pleasure myself with a big glass phallus. in the past I used a vegetable brush with a nice, pussy-pleasing handle. Also fucked a thick candle but got scared when I took it out and found that my body heat had sort of melted it. lol All of you younger guys, enjoy your sexuality. Fuck often. Cum at least once a day, it’s good for your health.
Can I use cling fling instead of a condom?
My advice is to use a condom
What about a hairbrush with a rubber handle and not a plastic one? I’ve been using it (with a condom) and it feels so good. I cum after about half an hour.
This plus clitoral stimulation will make me cum in 10 minutes, tops.
Same! It feels so good!
Okay i am at my sisters house so what should i use she would be so fucking pissed if she found out that i was doing this
Use a hairbrush or toothbrushes.
What if we don’t have any condoms? What’s a good substitute?
There is no good substitute to condoms.
I fucking love dildos ?????✏???????☝
i started masturbating with a marker…and i didnt have a condom on it, will that cause infections??
It’s impossible to tell. If you are worried, then talk to your doctor.
did you end up getting an infection. I did the same with a carrot for the first time out of curiosity and didn’t think of things like washing and using a condom now i’m freaked out.
is it okay to mastrubate on your period? lol
I don’t see why it would be a problem.
Yes. I would probably do it in a bath tub, or put a few towels down. I’ve even read that orgasming can help with symptoms such as cramps. But like I said, towels are a must
I can’t cum, what am I doing wrong?
Check out this guide.
get a hair brush that’s long enough to touch your g spot
I use my macrara tube. I cleaned it out and just use the outside. It feel soooo good! I cum in minutes!! Definitely put down a towel coz u cum so much!
My bf and I are super long distance, him in Cali, and I’m in Indiana so I’m trying to find ways of masturbating the only one i found so far is humping my pillow and a hair brush handle (with a condom)
Any suggestions????
OK so this site is for household itoms so a condom isint very household.
So my question is. Can you use anyother household itoms as a condom cuz ill be honest the banana is a very good one but hey is it possible to use it without a condom (yes it includes cleeninig it ) .
Try the finger of a glove or maybe even a balloon.
Dayyyyum, sounds kinda sexy
Pretty sure this is beastiality. And disgusting.
Well, I bet Kel would feel better with her dog’s tounge than your useless one, because you’re just a non-kinky idiot who should not only get a life, but should judge when you’ve done it. As they say, don’t hate it till you’ve tried it!
Wow. Love to see that one
The end of lint rollers work really well as dildos by the way 😉
I tried that once but the edges of the handle were kinda sharp and I ended up cutting myself inside and bleeding. It felt pretty good tho~
Thats hot
well i agree, having a dog lick you first then just start fucking you, hmm, my kids do want a dog anyway, wonder if i could trick it to do that
Lol! What if you got pregnant from it- it would be pretty bad
I was thinking the same thing ????
Dogs can not get you pregnant.
You can’t get pregnant from another species.
That kinda turned me on
Try a back massager that vibrates, I like this one that you can adjust the speed
Sharpies also work well for smaller girls and anal 🙂 if your vagina is larger than that use several sharpies. I use the regular sized , not the plus because those have bumpy edges and hurt!
I just had a baby in January and I used the king sized sharpies and it was amazing
That sounds so hot it turned me on
Even a well lubed toothbrush handle can get you screaming for more.
Can you use cooking oil
Definitely not! Use coconut oil and Vaseline those work realy well .good luck
Lotions that are fragrant free and suitable for sensitive skin are good.
What if you don’t have any condoms lying around and you can’t exactly get condoms?
Buy them 😉
But what if u are not able to buy them
IM FROM MEXICO, I DONT KNOW IF IT IS THE SAME IN THE US, BUT HERE THEY GIVE OUT FREE CONDOMS AT THE PUBLIC CLINICS (GOVERNMENT PROVIDED) MAYBE U COULD TRY THAT, ANOTHER WAY IS TO ASK SOMEONE TO BUY THEM FOR U MAYBE A FRIEND, AND EVEN IF THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE, I SOMETIMES HAVE USED WHEN I HAD NO CONDOMS SOME PLASTIC BAGS HOPE THIS HELPS
Anyone can buy condoms. Don’t act helpless and lazy. If your really such a wimp to go buy condoms just go to a Walmart and use a self checkout. Not that hard.
My wife now 42 has increased sexual desires now and at 49 i dont get proper hardness so i have started using cucumbers. We put condom over it and i hold it between my legs and she rides. She is enjoying it very much.
Ok that is sweet!
I’m 18, my pussy is soo tight nothing fits in it
Try a pencil. Masturbation has gradual stages of dildo sizes. I had started from pencil then gradually moved towards pen, marker, finger, carrot, hairbrush handle, cucumber, banana (its tough to hold a thick and frozen one inside), umbrella handle, four fingers at a time, a fist, aubergine, corn, 12 inch thick deodorant bottle of Old Spice, and finally towards a cylindrical Bluetooth speaker of 18 inch (approx.) width.
The vagina/anus can’t fit anything 18 inches WIDE into it without massive tearing and bleeding. The average is maximum is 6 inches. You may be talking about length but even so, 18 inches it a lot unless your pushing it past your cervix, which is very unhealthy.
What bout a dog bone with a condom of course
THE BEST TIP SO FAR –
1) Take a carrot. Soak it in a warm water for 5 minutes or you can microwave it for a minute while it’s immersed in a bowl of water. It becomes so soft and spongy and feels exactly like a REAL PENIS.
2) You can do the same with Cucumber, Aubergine/Egg Plant, and Corn
3) I personally prefer thickness and not length during anal as after the length of 5 inch it starts going into my lower intestines which makes the stuff messy.
4) You may carry a baby umbrella with you and use it whenever you want.
5) For around 12 inches of girth/thickness, I find female Deodorant bottles as best ones.
Note: Anal Sex can be done for 4-5 hours without getting enough of it.
Damn how’d it feel did you like it were you moaning?
U can use a plastic sandwich bag instead of a condom
Lol humans are animals
That just made me horney af
woah that sounds good rly good, i’ve really been horny lately i wonder if my male dog would do he same thing. maybe i’ll give it a try
Any woman that has her dog do innopropiate things with her should be ashamed. If a male said he fucked his female dog/had his dog lick/suck him, you’d be disgusted. Don’t make it a double standard because it’s disgusting for ANYONE to have sexual interactions with an animal, animals CAN NOT CONSENT. You do not know he likes it, and someone said “I wonder if I can trick him into doing it” WHAT you just plainly admitted that you dog does not want to and you want to trick him into doing it, that is literally rape.
Agreed
I was taking a bath the other day and I used my razor. Omg it felt so good????
I’ve used a selfie stick (with a condom on obvs), it’s long enough and you can make a video of all the action and watch it later 😉 I also love to use my shower gel tube every day when I’m in the shower. I fuck myself til the hot water runs out…
I just used a weed pipe and a blunt tube (inside a condom) and it was amazing. The tube was in my anal and the pipe (which has a small extra bubble bump on the side of it) was in my vigina at the same time and it blew my mind. ????????
Used a new vibrating toothbrush on my clit. Orgasm in minutes !
Try the one thing they have out for your feet to take calouse off some of them come with a soft bristle rotating brush turn it on and use that brush on the clit OMG AMAZING
I used a drummer stick and the plastic peice of a tampon
i find a bunch of pens work the best
I can’t wait to try these!! I’m so fcking horny right now! oh my god
Just tryed a shampoo bottle (with a condom ) felt so awesome I cumed the first time I did it. Cannot get enough so fucking horny
Sameee please please help. All my friends try and give me advice but I just can’t get off.
Try reading the Orgasm Guide Annie 😉
My sex is so high…
I want to have sex but i dont have bf anx i m not yet married.
I dont have any condom.
What should i use now to have sex or fuck.
Does a latex glove work if I don’t have the ability to get a condom? Or a ziploc bag?
i have a few questions…..
first, how can i masturbate and take long to cum cause in most cases when i do, i cum within 5 minutes and i end up not enjoying anything.
second, what is the right position for masturbating.
third, is there a way to make a rubber dick while at home, cause am kinda fed up of still objects?
forth, and last for now, how do i do it right? i may sound stupid but i need help
Want to last longer? Try using less pressure and going a lot slower.
There is no “right” position for masturbating.
There may be a way to make a rubber dick, but it’s probably easier to just buy one.
Just like there is no “right” masturbating position, there is no “right” way to do it. However, the guide to using your dildo should give you some ideas.
What can I use besides fruit and a condom? I have a little niece and nephew and they get in my closet a lot and I don’t want them to see dildos and stuff so what can I use
This shit got my pussy pounding. Sucks bc my husband is locked up, and he always knew how to fuck my pussy, until I did gush everywhere. He also knows how too eat pussy!! Just thinking about it has my pussy pounding!!
Can u put a makeup brush in a glove and use that as a condom
Im a boy and have a query does any of the girls like pegging?
Just wondering how I can squirt , i cum quick but I can never get myself to squirt , is there soemthing I’m doing wrong ?
The squirting guide should help!
I used a buble wand throughout my teen years. Without bubble solution.
a curling iron feels amazing.
If I use a toothbrush as a dildo, do I need a condom on it? Also, my man read these pussy eating articles and he’s an angle now never had such big squirts ????????
Have any of you girls ever been fisted so deep that a man can use you for ventriloquism?
My boyfriend does crazy butt things with me but he don’t like my vagina what should I use
I don’t think I’ll ever be able to cum. It’s my goal in life to cum during masturbation, but my clit is too sensitive to be stimulated, my hands get tired easily, and I don’t own a condom to make any of these things work for me.
Try just rubbing around the clit and just use one of the items on the list but wash it first.
I understand what ur talking about cuz it’s that same for me if ur clit is Too sensitive try touching ur clitoral hood it feels good and will make u cum fast and for ur pussy use the handle of ur makeup brush clean it up well with some and hot water then use it it works really well , do those 2 things combined and u’ll cum in 2 minutes
Every time I masturbate I feel so good but I can never orgasm. I don’t understand why, I just stop and it is hard to orgasm.
The Orgasm Guide should help.
I have a problem… I masturbate for hours on end till my vagina is sore and no matter what article I read on how to achieve an orgasm, nothing I do makes me climax… I’ve tried almost every fetish and yet, I can never cum and feel content. What should I do?
Try reading the Orgasm Guide.
Canister vacuum cleaner hose handle end! Straddling the hose ridges pure bliss.
Polish Kielbasa with condom on it.
Im still pretty new to all this so I need some answers
First whats the difference between cumming and squirting
Second I’m just too scared to stick my fingers up my vagina because it hurts so bad what should I do??????
And third what does cum even look like mad how do I know I’m doing it
UHF I sound so stupid please nobody judge me
Squirting is something that just happens to some people while they cum, its pretty ambiguous if the liquid is piss or something else but it’s pretty much contractions where they cant hold it in while experiancing an orgasm. If you cum you pretty much know you did, If you still dont know check your nipples they should have softened. Every womans cum is different. Some have really opaque cum while others cum clear. Hope this helped
Another good item is a foundashion brush handle or one of those big blending brushes
If your talking beauty stuff the microdermabrasion things work wonders as well
Nothing seems to stretch my ass out I wanna be able to fit a bottle or something huge in it but nothing works
i love the banana in my wet pussy whilst i watch porn after a long hard day at work
Make sure to cover it with a condom!
I used an escrima stick and that went got me to cum in minutes from anal play
Cylindrical big can….whoa,feeling like heaven???libi?…..
I have used the handle of a spatula too! It worked very well.
Will the handle of a brush be big enough to “tear” my hymen?
It depends on the size of the handle
You should really try the Alaskan Pipeline method.
Here’s what you need to do:
1) On the first day, eat a large breakfast, lunch and dinner.
2) On the second day, resist the urge to poop with all your might while eating normally.
3) On the third day, grab your nearest condom, squat down and evacuate the contents of your bowls into the condom.
4) Tie a knot in the end of the condom, wash the outside of it and gently mould the contents of your condom into the desired shape.
5) Place your condom into the freezer and wait 6 hours.
6) You now have a chilly homemade dildo that will make you the envy of all your friends.
Have fun and be safe friends,
Totally not Sophie
Attach your dildo to the curved end of a cane with duct or electrical tape to control anal masturbation easier.
Damn, these comments are making me horny AF!!! Am I the only one???
I am only 12 but i am always horny so i try to find shit to use as dildos. But because of my age i dont have condoms and shit so i unwrap a banana and wrap it in plastic wrap and i love it so much!
I’m a girl of 23 years. I live with a girl roomate in a chawl in mumbai on rent. We both have 2 broken pan handle for our pussy. And 2 thick (O=–) shaped screw driver handle with that steel part we broke. So its just that plastic handle with those friction rubber grip on top. Pan handle is not enjoyable for anal. I prefer something round and thick for anal. We make sure our dildo don’t get mismatch since they are of abit different shape and colour.
Jesus. My vibrator died reading through some of this.
Fuck me I wish I wasn’t in work i’m so horny right now after reading all that
Fold your most firm pillow in half. You can ride it or lay on your back and w one hand push the pillow between your legs rubbing your pussy on pillow with the other hand just exploring = CUMLOAD
Honestly. I’m 23 years old, & I am “chosey” of My Partners, I got one gentlemen whom i can call for pleasure or whatever whenever,but blahblah I tend To be home alone wich i prefer so i get a mirror and put it by my bed and look at my body and jump in the bath shave, wash, clean, lotion. Oil. And maybe if im feeling sexy as usual..
strip down To my thong 🙊 sit back andgrab my condoms and slip on an Electric tooth brush also a toothbrush holder shaped like a small sized dildo with a condom…whilst i spread my Vagina Lips up towards my Clitoris as i gently rub the Clit with my vibration object and slowly watch and work the Homemade Dildo into my Vagina Half way or not all the way penetrated in my Vagina but just enough To tease her and slip off your panties and keep the High heels if u feel. 😉 but look in the mirror and admire the beauty of you as you rub and appreciate every inch of body until you do a 360 and realize who the Fuck you are. Sexy. As. Fuck.
you girls are making me so wet 😩
The hairbruh made me sqirt in minutes!
I went to the hospital cause I shoved a can of Febreeze in my ass and the lever moved down and sprayed a ton of chemicals in there and got infected
Y’all are some freaky a$$ people lol. Corn? Pringle cans? Wine bottles?!?! Damn! How does that not stretch you out especially if you do it consistently? Not to mention how does it not cause immense trauma to your anus or vagina? I mean I get building up to that size but starting with a whine bottle right off the bat? Ouch. It makes my puss tighten just thinking about something that large going in me. Don’t get me wrong big sock is great and I love a nice thick large and I’m charge cock but not the size of a Pringle can or wine bottle. Y’all can keep that kink lol. As for veggies, I prefer my toys to be made of silicon and have batteries. Veggies don’t do that. But above all, I LOVE fucking my boyfriend now and just penises attached to people in the past lol. I crave that animalistic moaning, skin on skin, the smell of said persons skin/body, hands all over bodies, spanking, scratching, biting, screaming, shaking and every other amazing thing that comes with a really fucking amazing person who happens to also have an amazing cock lol. Good luck ladies and gents on here. Hope you find someone you want to fuck more than a vegetable.
Foam pool noodle- cut to desired length (or not). If only can find a really wide one, slit one side lengthwise, then kind of roll it into itself. Secure with plastic wrap, and of course, a condom or two.
I find it so much fun to find things to use in other peoples houses I ofc clean it before and after using it but the thrill of knowing someone’s hairbrush, toothbrush, mouthwash bottle, makeup brush, makeup, razor handle etc was inside my pussy or asshole is exhilarating my parents were total assholes so when they weren’t home I would search the whole house for random things to fuck my tight little pussy with and it was so fun just having the secret I started doing it at friends houses and at school I cum so hard all over whatever thing I stole to shove deep inside one time I used my moms bubble curling wand and fucked myself for hours on my parents bed I kept making myself squirt over and over until I couldn’t anymore and I told them the dog peed on the bed they have a bed frame with ridges and bumps all along the head and footboards and omfg that has to be my favorite thing to straddle and rub my clit and pussy lips all over
Baseball Bat is pretty good