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Below are 9 outrageously fun bachelorette party games that you can download, print out and play at your bachelorette party.
1. Crimes Against Matrimony
Crimes Against Matrimony is our choice for the best bachelorette party game you can play. The goal is to make everyone laugh hysterically by being as crude, rude and filthy as possible. If you want everyone rolling on the floor in laughter at your bachelorette party, then you have to play it.
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Click here to download the entire Crimes Against Matrimony card game
How To Play Crimes Against Matrimony
- To start the game, each player draws ten “Answer” cards. The Bachelorette begins as the captain and plays a “Question” card.
- The captain reads the Question card out to the group. Each player answers the question by passing one Answer card, face down, to the captain.
- The captain then shuffles all of the Answer cards, reads them out loud in a humorous fashion, and picks their favorite.
- Whoever played the favorite Answer card, as judged by the captain, gets to keep the Question card as one point.
- After each round, the person to the left of the captain for the previous round becomes the new captain. Each player also refreshes their hand so that they have ten Answer cards at the beginning of each round.
- When there are two blanks on the Question card, each player then plays two Answer cards. Laying the cards face down, put the second Answer on the bottom and the first Answer on the top and pass them to the captain.
- The winner at the end of the game is the player with the most points. The losers must perform one of these Fiendish Forfeits.
- Do a dare of the bachelorette’s choosing. You’ll find some awesome dares here.
- Teach the rest of the group your top oral sex tip using an unpeeled banana. You can learn some killer oral sex tips here.
- Tell the story of the hottest guy you’ve ever been with.
- Tell the story of the ugliest guy you’ve ever been with.
- Tell the group about the biggest penis you’ve ever had, but there’s a catch…You can only use their hands to explain how big it was. No words allowed!
- Tell the group about the smallest penis you’ve ever had, but again, you can only use your hands to explain how big it was. No words allowed!
- Drink a shot
- Using facial expressions only, you have to describe the best sex they’ve ever had.
- Explain to the group the weirdest sound you ever made during sex AND recreate it.
- Tell the group about the “ugliest” guy that you’ve found yourself strangely attracted to and explain why you were/are attracted to him.
- (If you are in a crowded place) Walk up to a guy, ask him if he is single and then ask him for his phone number.
- Tell everyone the weirdest place you ever had sex. Here’s a list of the best places to have sex.
This is just a sample list of forfeits. Make sure to come up with your own too!
2. Bachelorette Name Game
The Name Game is a kickass bachelorette party game for everyone to take on a sexy alter ego during the bachelorette party…with a very fun and filthy twist.Click here to download the complete Name Game card set
How To Play The Bachelorette Name Game
- Print the name tags and cut them out.
- Give a name tag to each member of the Bachelorette party.
- Take turns introducing yourselves as your sexy alter ego. Describe your profession, what you like to do in ￼your spare time and the guy you’re currently dating.
- For the duration of the game, everyone must refer to each other by their new sexy name. Anyone who breaks this rule and calls someone by their real name must do one of these fiendish forfeits.
3. Mr And Mrs Game
The Mr & Mrs Game is a super-fun party game where you get to see how well the bachelorette and groom know each other.
Click here to download the complete Mr & Mrs Game
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How To Play The Mr & Mrs Bachelorette Game
- ￼Send the question list to the groom-to-be before the bachelorette party and collect his answers before the ￼game begins.
- During the bachelorette party, read out the questions to the bride and see if she can guess what her ￼husband-to-be has answered.
- If she gets half the questions or more correct, present her with a gift/prize. If she gets less than half the questions correct, she gets one of these fiendish forfeits.
4. Pin The Junk On The Hunk
Pin The Junk On The Hunk is a silly, yet very sexy version of “pin the tail on the donkey”. Instead of pinning a tail on a donkey while blindfolded, everyone needs to attempt to try and pin the “junk” on the “hunk” while blindfolded.Click here to download the complete Pin The Junk On The Hunk game.You can also bring this file to your local print shop and get them to print a large version (up to A0) as the file is designed for large printing.
How To Pin The Junk On The Hunk
- ￼Print out the hunk and hang him on the wall.
- Print out the junk pieces and cut them out. Each player can also create their own junk.
- Stick a picture of the husband to be’s face on the hunk (optional).
- Attach adhesive or a pin to the junk pieces.
- Blindfold the player, spin her around 3 times and then let her loose to pin the junk on the hunk.
- Whoever pins the junk on the hunk closest to where it should be is the winner.
- Everyone else has to do one of these fiendish forfeits.
5. Bachelorette Scavenger Hunt
The Bachelorette Scavenger Hunt is the absolute best game you can play at a bachelorette party if you enjoy mischief. Everyone will be running around, seeking the help of strangers to perform outrageous, crazy and sometimes very naughty tasks.
Click here to download the complete Bachelorette Scavenger Hunt Checklist
- Split the group into teams with at least two on each team.
- Collect as many items as possible or prove you did each task with photo/video evidence.
- Finish your list the fastest to win! The losing teams has to perform one of these fiendish forfeits.
6. Have a Lingerie Shower
A lingerie shower involves each guest bringing the bride a gift of lingerie she can use on her honeymoon and beyond. Let the guests know in the invitation that you’re throwing a lingerie shower and include the size of the bride’s bra and panties. This post will help you to pick out pieces that will be flattering to your bride!
- Put all the unwrapped underwear in a bag.
- The bride then needs to pull the underwear out, one at a time while guessing who brought it.
- The people she correctly guesses right need to perform a fiendish forfeit.
- If half or more of her guesses are correct then she gets a prize. If she gets less than half correct, then she must also perform a fiendish forfeit.
7. Have a Dildo Relay
This bachelorette party game is really ridiculous, but also super fun. Here’s how to play.
- Get two large dildos.
- Divide the bachelorette party into two groups, and line them up.
- Give a dildo to the first person in each group.
- They should put the dildo between their knees, passing it to the next person in line using only their knees — no hands. If someone drops the dildo, that team needs to start over.
- The winning team is the one that passes the dildo all the way to the end of their line first without dropping it.
- The winning team gets a prize while each member of the losing team needs to perform a fiendish forfeit.
Another fun dildo based game is bobbing for dildos. This is played like bobbing for apples, but with one significant substitution!
Read all about the fun other uses of dildos here.
8. Make a Penis From Clay
This one is great for getting your creative juices flowing. For this bachelorette party game, everyone has to sculpt a penis out of clay. All you need to do is provide the guests with clay, some wire, and a plastic knife.
Instruct the guests to sculpt a penis. Give them 10 or 15 minutes. They then need to present their creation to the group. Have different categories for winning “sculptures,” such as most realistic, funniest and most creative.
9. Play Never Have I Ever
This one is a classic, quick and easy drinking game to play at your bachelorette party. You can read the in-depth guide for this game in here. Here are the quick instructions on how to play…
- Each guest takes a turn completing the sentence, “Never have I ever….” with something she’s never done. Here’s an example: “Never have I ever had sex in a car.” More “Never Have I Ever” examples here.
- Guests who have done this must stand up and take a drink, letting everyone know that they have done it. So, in this example those who have had sex in a car need to stand up and take a drink.
- Optional: The drinkers then must tell the story of what happened.
A similar game to “Never Have I Ever” is “Truth or Drink”.
- You sit in a circle, and the bachelorette asks a truth. Here’s an example, “Have you ever had sex with more than three different guys in the same month.
- Each person then must decide whether to answer the question honestly or take a drink.
- The Bachelorette then asks the next truth and so on.
Here are a few truth examples to get you started.
Adding some or all of these bachelorette party games can make the bachelorette party way more fun. If you want to try even more games, we’ve got 19 more ideas in this post! While you don’t want to play boring games at a bachelorette party, you need to consider the guest list so that you don’t offend anyone, including the bride.
P.S. You may be wondering where we got the idea for Crimes Against Matrimony? Crimes Against Matrimony is based on the super-fun game, Cards Against Humanity (find out more about it here). Both games are licensed under the Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 2.0 license. Crimes Against Matrimony is in no way endorsed by Cards Against Humanity.
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I would like to edit the poster Pin the Junk on the Hunk.
I want to paste the face of my girlfriend’s future husband on the face of the poster.
The poster can be downloaded but you can save it as an internet PDF file. The PDF file can not be edited.
How can I edit the file?
Thanks in advance.
Sean Jameson says
All you need to do is paste an image of her future husband on top of the current face.