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Sofa Surprise Position

by Sean Jameson

The Sofa Surprise sex position sounds like that you can only perform it when on a sofa, but you can do it on an armchair, in bed or even on the floor. In many ways, it’s very similar to the Asian Cowgirl and a few of the other girl-on-top poses you’ll find in our guide to the best sex positions.

For you and your man to get into the Sofa Surprise position, your man needs to sit down on a sofa as he normally would. You then need to squat down from a standing position on the sofa while facing towards him so that he can enter you. You will be squatting quite far down, so you will need a little bit of flexibility otherwise it will be uncomfortable. If you are doing the Sofa Surprise on a bed, then your man will need to sit against the headboard and can put a few pillows behind himself for support. If you are doing it on the floor, then he just needs to sit up against a wall.

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What The Girl Does In The Sofa Surprise Position

When you are in the Sofa Surprise position with your man, your basic movement will just be up and down using your legs. You’ll find that this movement can get tiring fairly quickly. To help raise yourself up and down, put your arms around the back of your man’s neck.

If you feel like you need a rest, then just sit right down on your man’s lap while he is inside you and grind on him by pushing your hips forwards and backwards over him.

This position is perfect for passionate kissing.

Some women feel a little uncomfortable when they’re on top. If you’re one of them, check out these tips.

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What The Guy Does In The Sofa Surprise Position

Your man can be very passive and just sit there while you do everything. But if he does then you are going to quickly tire out. To help you out, he can put his hands underneath your butt and help to lift you up. He can also help to lift you up by putting his hands on your waist (but this can be a little uncomfortable for you if he is holding on tightly).

If you are sitting right down on your man, grinding on him, then he can put his hands underneath your shoulders and grab hold of you, pulling your downwards for increased contact and friction.

He can pull your hair to make things rougher if you like that.

Things To Consider When Performing The Sofa Surprise Position

Many students of the Bad Girls Bible have tried out the Sofa Surprise with their guy. Here are some of their insights on it:

  • Do not try it if you have bad knees!
  • If you find it too difficult to perform the Sofa Surprise with your man, then just try performing it while on your knees instead of being on your feet. Being on your knees also allows you to be closer to your man too.

Similar Positions

  • Mastery – You’ll feel powerful when you’re on top of your man.
  • Lotus – A bit more tricky, but you can intimately gaze into each other’s eyes.
  • Piston – You still face one another, but he holds you while standing up.

Sex positions where you’re in his lap are great for intimacy. More on intimate sex.

Sean’s Thoughts On The Sofa Surprise Sex Position

The Sofa Surprise position is not a position that’s simple to perform with your man. It takes a good bit of flexibility in your legs and a little strength as well to keep lifting yourself up and down. Try it once yourself before deciding whether or not you like it.

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Comments

  1. Sarahk says

    May 5, 2014 at 12:36 pm

    I do this one quite often with my man. I kneel on the couch on top of him. Its pretty easy. I do not find it too be too hard on my knees and I have bad knees. If I get too tired before he cums we just do doggy style to finish.

    Reply
  2. Nika says

    November 21, 2014 at 2:40 am

    I love this position but I am not as small as I used to be….Any tips on how to do this without it being dreadfully uncomfortable? Would love to be able to surprise my s/o next time we are together.

    Reply
    • Sean Jameson says

      November 24, 2014 at 9:50 am

      Try resting your knees on the couch to help support yourself.

      Reply

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